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Fun.

On the radio the other day before the next song the person said “Up next with their song We Are Young, here is Fun Period.”

…really? Because now I’m just thinking they’re a band that sings about tampons and pads making my period happy.

This is like someone saying “Now here’s Panic Exclamation Point at the Disco” and that is just silly.

You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?

thatkazguy:

uretnik:

kiddblink:

wemarchalone:

snoipahkat:

vaati:

daxters-pants:

emma: level 26 dolphin that can fly

ok

marie: Lv.38 Sage. Special trait: can transform into an animal.

kat: Lv.65 Cleric. Special trait: can put people to sleep by singing.

what now

Gus: Lv.87 Salesman. Special trait: has a powerful kick.

>BD

kid: Lv.53 Merchant. Special trait: can woo anyone, regardless of gender.

w i n k u

Kins: Lv.87 Taekwon. Special trait: has a mecha.

How incredibly Korean of me.

Ryan: Lv.53 Monk. Special trait: has psychokinetic powers.

Holy shit yeah

Rebecca: Lv. 30 Salesman. Special trait: beautiful.

…Kawaii desu pling what?

(Source: kamala-ophelia)

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Conspiracy.

Oh my god what if Dr. Mikah’s band is shown on House and it turns out it’s Pete and Andy and Joe and they’re all casual and like “Sup guys we’re Fall Out Boy” and then on Twitter or something they’re like “Oh b tee dubs we’re back together” OH MY GOD I WOULD DIE

rockee23:

Patrick as Micah on House. Airing April 16, 2012

I just died from squee. Damn it Patrick I can’t deal with that much cute at once!

im-sure-i-didnt-ruin-her:

kris-mtg:

comiccombatant:

“…if irony were made of strawberries, we’d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.”

“My and all this time I thought you couldn’t smell jealousy.” Woo! One of my favorite characters in one of my favorite webcomics as a tagline for the movie about my life? Okay!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Mario
Luigi: “I hope she makes lots of spaghetti!”
Mother of god. A not-so-well known Mario game with a quote from Luigi?
I am satisfy.

Father Lamont:“When the wings have brushed you… is there no hope once the wings have brushed you?”
Well thank you Exorcist II

im-sure-i-didnt-ruin-her:

kris-mtg:

comiccombatant:

“…if irony were made of strawberries, we’d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now.”

“My and all this time I thought you couldn’t smell jealousy.” Woo! One of my favorite characters in one of my favorite webcomics as a tagline for the movie about my life? Okay!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotel_Mario

Luigi: “I hope she makes lots of spaghetti!”

Mother of god. A not-so-well known Mario game with a quote from Luigi?

I am satisfy.

Father Lamont:“When the wings have brushed you… is there no hope once the wings have brushed you?”

Well thank you Exorcist II

(Source: memethings)

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sherlobster:

do you ever feel

like a plastic bag

like a plastic bag

like a plastic bag

No, I’m a paper bag. 

Because fuck the environment.

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aherodoodles:

I dyed my hair! :D

Daaaaamn my girl be fine.

aherodoodles:

I dyed my hair! :D

Daaaaamn my girl be fine.

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Hell Yeah Sliver Deck

I now have three finished decks, and one unfinished deck. A red deck, a black and blue zombie deck, a black vampire/zombie deck, and my newest one is a sliver deck. I feel so accomplished.

Even though I inherited my sliver deck. Shush.